Riddley Walker
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.04.02 09:44:00 -
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A chauffeur picks up the Amarrian Empress at the her home station.
After getting all of her luggage loaded into the limo, the pilot notices the Empress is still standing on the dock.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the pilot," Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"
"Well, to tell you the truth," says the empress, "they never let me pilot at the temple, I'd really like to drive today."
"I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if something should
happen?" protests the driver.
"Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it for you," says the Empress with a
smile.
Reluctantly, the pilot gets in the back as the Empress climbs in behind the controls. The pilot quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the docks, the Empress floors it, accelerating the ship to 10k m/s!
"Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried pilot, but the empress keeps the pedal to the metal
until they hear concord sirens. "Oh, Dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my job!" moans the pilot.
The empress pulls over and opens up the com's as the concord ship approaches, but concord takes one look at Her, goes back to his ship, and gets on the com's.
"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the com's and the concord officer tells him that he's stopped a ship going at 10k m/s!
"So bust him," says the Chief.
"I don't think we want to do that, he's really big," said the concord officer.
The Chief exclaimed, "All the more reason to bust him!"
"No, I mean really important," said the concord officer with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the station Mayor?"
Concord officer: "Bigger."
Chief: " The solar Governor?"
Concord officer: "Bigger."
Chief: "The Region President?"
Concord officer: "Bigger."
"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"
Concord officer: "I think it's GOD !!"
The Chief is stumped, " You been drinking, John? "
Concord officer: " No Sir."
Chief: " Then what makes you think it's God?"
Concord officer: "He's got the Empress as a chauffeur."
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